Canadian Journal of Neurology: Man Stick Ball Point Pen in His Urethra
Neal Bortz was talking about stupid stories today. He began talking about a guy in Canada who found a very odd way to get “one off”. He decided to stick a ball point pen in his urethra. For anyone who does not know what that is, let’s just say, it is a place that most men would not stick anything in. However, this guy decided it might feel good. Boortz stated that this gentleman inserted the ball point pen, thinking that it would feel good. When it hurt, he did not pull it out. He thought that it was not in far enough, so he inserted it further. Unable to get it out, he went to the hospital. I could not believe that anyone would do this, so I searched for the original story. Here is what I found:
“Three physicians, reporting in The Canadian Journal of Urology in July, described how they handled an emergency-room patient who arrived with a ballpoint pen in his urethra. The man, 57, had assumed that the insertion would be pleasurable, and when it wasn’t, thought initially that maybe the pen was not in far enough. After pushing further, to even greater discomfort, he thought that if he pushed it all the way through, it would exit in his rectum, where he could remove it more easily. (Actually, they’re not connected.) Doctors removed the pen with the same procedure used to remove kidney stones. [Canadian Journal of Urology (July 2009) via Neurotopia blog, 8-28-09]” (News of the WeirdTM, 2009)
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