Dumb criminals will do almost anything to get out of a DUI. That is why any World’s Dumbest Criminals story that involves a DUI is sure to please. This story from Oregon is no exception. I have written about some of the World’s Dumbest Criminals. We have had people arrested for DUI show up to court drunk and even get a second arrest the same night. However, today’s World’s Dumbest Criminal by far has to be one of the weirdest we have had.
Craig Snow is a 49 year old citizen of Oregon. Recently, Craig Snow was arrested for a DUI. This was not this World’s Dumbest Criminal’s first DUI arrest. He had been arrested on DUI charges once before. While riding his Harley, police saw probable cause to pull him over. Craig Snow’s blood alcohol was measured at over two times the legal limit. Continue reading »
Since I live in Missouri, this World’s Dumbest Criminal story caught my eye. It comes from Joplin, Missouri. One of the World’s Dumbest Criminals decided to steal a 2 carat diamond ring. It is not surprising that a criminal would steal a 2 carat diamond ring, especially one worth about $20,000. However, what this member of World’s Dumbest Criminals did with the ring is hilarious. Continue reading »
A game that has really captured the attention and imagination from Facebookers, the popularity of Fishville continues to grow. The object of the game, essentially, is to become the best possible aquarium owner. Here are some of the best Fishville tips to get you going.
Success can be achieved in the main through the selling of fish; but also involves building experience and being and responsible owner. To this end, proper maintenance and cleaning is essential. Spend some time thoroughly scrubbing away any algae. Continue reading »
Any story involving a naked person is bound to be funny. When you add in being drunk and trying to fight deputies then you have a hilarious story. This is exactly what one Florida man did to join the World’s Dumbest Criminals.
Bloggernews.net reported, “A Bay County man arrested for shoplifting had a request for deputies: let him drink the beer he stole. He became combative when they refused.” (Florida’s Dumbest Criminals, 2010). This is not the only Floridian joining the ranks of the World’s Dumbest Criminals. Fox Tampa lists several more stories of World’s Dumbest Criminals: Continue reading »
This story comes from Murfeesboro, Tennessee. Since I used to live in Tennessee this story caught my eye. A gas station attendant checked on a person passed out in their car. The gas station attendants findings would elevate one criminal to the status of one of the World’s Dumbest Criminals.
A man in Tennessee became one of the World’s Dumbest Criminals for cooking meth in his car. Cooking meth would definently make him a dumb criminal; however, cooking meth in the backseat and going to a gas station makes it worse. Today’s dumb criminal went even one step further. While cooking meth in his car, he drove into a gas station to get gas. This World’s Dumbest Criminal then passed out in his car.
When the gas station attendant checked on him, he found the meth lab. Of course, the gas station attendant called the police. The police found the meth lag and arrested this world’s dumbest criminal. This criminal now faces fines and jail time. Meth cooking is a stupid and dangerous activity. Openly cooking meth and driving into a gas station is extremely stupid. This member of world’s dumbest criminals could have blown up himself, the gas station, and every one near there.
A Skokie teenager serving a prison sentence on drug charges robbed a Park Ridge bank last year while dressed in women’s clothing, authorities suspect.
Shane T. Collymore, 18, of 8125 Knox Ave., has been charged with three felony counts of armed robbery, three felony counts of aggravated unlawful restraint and three felony counts of aggravated kidnapping in connection with the Aug. 13, 2008, robbery of MB Financial Bank, 1014 Busse Highway. Read More
DWIs can be received in any motorized vehicle. We have heard of people getting DWIs for driving riding lawnmowers, go carts, even mopeds, however, today’s Worlds Dumbes Criminal takes the cake.
Today’s Worlds Dumbest Criminal comes from Proctor, Minnesota. This Worlds Dumbest Criminal got a DWI for driving his motorized recliner. Yahoo News reported, “A criminal complaint says 62-year-old Dennis LeRoy Anderson told police he left a bar in the northern Minnesota town of Proctor on his chair after drinking eight or nine beers.” (Man pleads guilty to DWI in motorized La-Z-Boy, 2009)
Today’s World Dumbest Criminal drove his motorized recliner into a parked car. SunTimes.com reported, “Prosecutors say Anderson’s blood alcohol content was 0.29, more than three times the legal limit, when he crashed into a parked vehicle in August 2008.” (Man pleads guilty to DWI in motorized La-Z-Boy, 2009)
This was no ordinary La-Z-Boy. This Worlds Dumbest Criminal had upgraded this La-Z-Boy the way rappers upgrade their Cadillac Escalades. This Worlds Dumbest Criminals added a steering wheel, cup holders, and even a stereo to his recliner. DUIAttorney.com reported:
“The chair itself was powered by a lawnmower engine. The vehicle was decked out with a cup holder, stereo and other custom details. The man was using a steering wheel to drive the recliner down the road. In Minnesota, any motor vehicle operation while intoxicated is not permitted under the law. This means a bicycle, boat, recreational vehicle and, yes, a lounge chair.” (Guilty plea for motorized lounge chair DWI in Minnesota, 2009)
Today’s Worlds Dumbest Criminal will not be driving his motorized recliner anytime soon. He had to forfeit his recliner to police. This Worlds Dumbest Criminal was sentenced to two years probation. Not too bad for driving a motorized recliner while drunk.
Police in Pennsylvania nabbed a real pothead – literally. A police officer spotted 29-year-old Cesar Lopez inside a convenience store with a bag of marijuana stuck to his forehead. It seems Cesar was hiding his pot inside his baseball cap when it slipped down onto his forehead while he was in the store. The officer peeled the bag off Cesar’s head and arrested him. Taken from KCMQ.com.
Today’s dumbass award goes to Richard and Mayumi Heene, whose balloon boy story turned out to be a hoax. They did the stunt in hopes of landing a reality TV show….and it involved reporting that their 6-year-old son Falcon had floated away in a giant helium weather balloon…..when he was really safe and sound at home. The couple now face conspiracy charges, contributing to the delinquincy of a minor, making a false report to authorities and attempting to influence a public servant. Meanwhile, child protective services have been contacted to investigate teh well-being of the Heenes’ three sons. Some people will do ANYTHING for a few minutes of fame. Taken from KCMQ.com.
A 23-year-old man in Little Rock, Arkansas, lost his wallet during an attempted robbery. This guy robbed a man at gunpoint at his home, then ran off and dropped his wallet in the process. That’s bad enough, but you won’t believe what happened next: the thieving dumbass called the victim and asked him to return his wallet by bringing it to a gas station. The police happened to be at the victim’s house when the dumbass called, so they went to the gas station and found the guy waiting outside for his wallet to be returned. He’s now in jail. — Taken from KCMQ.com
