64 Year Old Dumb Criminal Kicks His Poo at Police

Today’s dumb criminal takes the cake. His impression of the monkey at the zoo rockets him to the throne of Daily Dumbass. If the police come to your house while you’re having a party, and you definitely want to go to jail, just do what today’s dumbass did: A 64-year-old man got mad when cops came to his home for a noise complaint while he was having a party.  So he did what any reasonable irked citizen would do – he pulled down his pants, pooped on the floor, and kicked his own poo at the officers.  This genius now faces felony charges, including preventing arrest. Taken from KCMQ.com.

Daily Dumbass: Dutch Enjoy Bathroom More Than Sex

Surveys are done everyday. Some surveys are very useful. They tell politicians how they should vote (or at least what people think), they tell radio stations what type of music people like, etc. Today’s Daily Dumbass Award goes to a Dutch survey that had some very surprising result.

Today’s Daily Dumbass Award is the result of a survey completed in Holland. The survey dealt with the activities that Dutch citizens found more enjoying. Two of the choices were going to the bathroom or having sex. Surprisingly, going to the bathroom came up higher than sex. Out of 1,000 adults, 88% listed a good visit to the john as one of the activities they most enjoy, and only 21% gave the same status to sex. Seriously?  If you think dropping a deuce is more enjoyable than sex – then you’ve got to be doing it wrong!

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• Très Bizarre: Dutch Like Going to the Bathroom More Than Sex!