World’s Dumbest Criminal Steal Diamond Ring And Tries To Sell To Local Jeweler

Since I live in Missouri, this World’s Dumbest Criminal story caught my eye. It comes from Joplin, Missouri. One of the World’s Dumbest Criminals decided to steal a 2 carat diamond ring. It is not surprising that a criminal would steal a 2 carat diamond ring, especially one worth about $20,000. However, what this member of World’s Dumbest Criminals did with the ring is hilarious. Continue reading »

Naked Man Fights Police And Joins World’s Dumbest Criminals

Any story involving a naked person is bound to be funny. When you add in being drunk and trying to fight deputies then you have a hilarious story. This is exactly what one Florida man did to join the World’s Dumbest Criminals.

Bloggernews.net reported, “A Bay County man arrested for shoplifting had a request for deputies: let him drink the beer he stole. He became combative when they refused.” (Florida’s Dumbest Criminals, 2010). This is not the only Floridian joining the ranks of the World’s Dumbest Criminals. Fox Tampa lists several more stories of World’s Dumbest Criminals: Continue reading »

Meth Cooker Passes Out At Gas Pump

This story comes from Murfeesboro, Tennessee. Since I used to live in Tennessee this story caught my eye. A gas station attendant checked on a person passed out in their car. The gas station attendants findings would elevate one criminal to the status of one of the World’s Dumbest Criminals.

A man in Tennessee became one of the World’s Dumbest Criminals for cooking meth in his car. Cooking meth would definently make him a dumb criminal; however, cooking meth in the backseat and going to a gas station makes it worse. Today’s dumb criminal went even one step further. While cooking meth in his car, he drove into a gas station to get gas. This World’s Dumbest Criminal then passed out in his car.

When the gas station attendant checked on him, he found the meth lab. Of course, the gas station attendant called the police. The police found the meth lag and arrested this world’s dumbest criminal. This criminal now faces fines and jail time. Meth cooking is a stupid and dangerous activity. Openly cooking meth and driving into a gas station is extremely stupid. This member of world’s dumbest criminals could have blown up himself, the gas station, and every one near there.

Worlds Dumbest Criminal Gets DWI In Motorized Recliner

Worlds Dumbest Criminal Drives Motorized Wheelchair

DWIs can be received in any motorized vehicle. We have heard of people getting DWIs for driving riding lawnmowers, go carts, even mopeds, however, today’s Worlds Dumbes Criminal takes the cake.

Today’s Worlds Dumbest Criminal comes from Proctor, Minnesota. This Worlds Dumbest Criminal got a DWI for driving his motorized recliner. Yahoo News reported, “A criminal complaint says 62-year-old Dennis LeRoy Anderson told police he left a bar in the northern Minnesota town of Proctor on his chair after drinking eight or nine beers.” (Man pleads guilty to DWI in motorized La-Z-Boy, 2009)

Today’s World Dumbest Criminal drove his motorized recliner into a parked car. SunTimes.com reported, “Prosecutors say Anderson’s blood alcohol content was 0.29, more than three times the legal limit, when he crashed into a parked vehicle in August 2008.” (Man pleads guilty to DWI in motorized La-Z-Boy, 2009)

This was no ordinary La-Z-Boy. This Worlds Dumbest Criminal had upgraded this La-Z-Boy the way rappers upgrade their Cadillac Escalades. This Worlds Dumbest Criminals added a steering wheel, cup holders, and even a stereo to his recliner. DUIAttorney.com reported:

“The chair itself was powered by a lawnmower engine. The vehicle was decked out with a cup holder, stereo and other custom details. The man was using a steering wheel to drive the recliner down the road. In Minnesota, any motor vehicle operation while intoxicated is not permitted under the law. This means a bicycle, boat, recreational vehicle and, yes, a lounge chair.” (Guilty plea for motorized lounge chair DWI in Minnesota, 2009)

Today’s Worlds Dumbest Criminal will not be driving his motorized recliner anytime soon. He had to forfeit his recliner to police. This Worlds Dumbest Criminal was sentenced to two years probation. Not too bad for driving a motorized recliner while drunk.

Worlds Dumbest Criminal Gets Caught With Pot Stuck To His Head

Police in Pennsylvania nabbed a real pothead – literally.  A police officer spotted 29-year-old Cesar Lopez inside a convenience store with a bag of marijuana stuck to his forehead.  It seems Cesar was hiding his pot inside his baseball cap when it slipped down onto his forehead while he was in the store.  The officer peeled the bag off Cesar’s head and arrested him. Taken from KCMQ.com.

Man Becomes Worlds Dumbest Criminal For “Balloon Boy” Stunt

Today’s dumbass award goes to Richard and Mayumi Heene, whose balloon boy story turned out to be a hoax.  They did the stunt in hopes of landing a reality TV show….and it involved reporting that their 6-year-old son Falcon had floated away in a giant helium weather balloon…..when he was really safe and sound at home.  The couple now face conspiracy charges, contributing to the delinquincy of a minor, making a false report to authorities and attempting to influence a public servant. Meanwhile, child protective services have been contacted to investigate teh well-being of the Heenes’ three sons. Some people will do ANYTHING for a few minutes of fame. Taken from KCMQ.com.

Lady Tries To Avoid Arrest By Stripping In Front Of Her Kids At Convenience Store

Julia E. Laack

A Sheboygan Wisconsin woman becomes one of the Worlds Dumbest Criminals by deciding that stripping naked, in front of her kids, would be a good way to avoid arrest. Julia E. Laack was in a Cheboygen convenience store. Bumb Shack stated, “A 36 year-old woman, named Julia E. Laack, from Wisconsin stripped off her clothes in front of her children to avoid arrest after being caught stealing a bag of beef jerky and a lighter at a convenience store on Friday (October 9).” (Julia E. Laack Strips Naked To Avoid Arrest (Mug Shot, Video), 2009) It really sounds like she was caught at the store, however, that would be a straigh forward story. This story is anything but straight forward.

This Worlds Dumbest Criminal was shopping with her husband and kids when she decided to steal the lighter and bag of beef jerky. The family had stopped at a convenience store in Sheboygan. News Around The Globe reported, “The surveillance camera showed the video in which Julia could be seen stealing the beef jerky and dumping it in her bag while putting the lighter in the back of her jeans.” (Julia E. Laack, 2009) Store management notified police about the theft.

Police around at this Worlds Dumbest Criminals home around 7:00 PM. She was under the mistaken impression that you cannot be arrested, if you are naked. She began kicking, screaming, kicked one officer in the groin, and mooned passers by while in the squad car. This Worlds Dumbest Criminals is now facing multiple charges. What a mother to have!

This dumb criminal looks up this womens skirt when she isn’t looking

Woman Becomes Worlds Dumbest Criminal By Stealing At Church

Thieves are lowlifes anyway, but today’s dumbass took it to a new low.  A woman in New Brighton, Pennsylvania put a forged $50 check in a church offering plate and then stole a woman’s wallet from the pew she was sitting in.  The dumbass then took the stolen wallet and used a credit card to buy about $200 worth of merchandise from a convenience store. Apparently the woman makes a habit of stealing from people at churches – she tried to use a credit card stolen from another chuch to get a $16,000 cash advance from a bank.  Pennsylvania police are still looking for her. Taken from KCMQ.com.

Canadian Journal of Neurology: Man Stick Ball Point Pen in His Urethra

Neal Bortz was talking about stupid stories today. He began talking about a guy in Canada who found a very odd way to get “one off”. He decided to stick a ball point pen in his urethra. For anyone who does not know what that is, let’s just say, it is a place that most men would not stick anything in. However, this guy decided it might feel good. Boortz stated that this gentleman inserted the ball point pen, thinking that it would feel good. When it hurt, he did not pull it out. He thought that it was not in far enough, so he inserted it further. Unable to get it out, he went to the hospital. I could not believe that anyone would do this, so I searched for the original story. Here is what I found:

“Three physicians, reporting in The Canadian Journal of Urology in July, described how they handled an emergency-room patient who arrived with a ballpoint pen in his urethra. The man, 57, had assumed that the insertion would be pleasurable, and when it wasn’t, thought initially that maybe the pen was not in far enough. After pushing further, to even greater discomfort, he thought that if he pushed it all the way through, it would exit in his rectum, where he could remove it more easily. (Actually, they’re not connected.) Doctors removed the pen with the same procedure used to remove kidney stones. [Canadian Journal of Urology (July 2009) via Neurotopia blog, 8-28-09]” (News of the Weird^TM, 2009)