Power Tools and Sex Toys Do Not Mix

Many women enjoy “battery operated boyfriends”. They allow them to hit just the right spot and are always abailble without talking back. Recently, a husband decided to give his wife a gift. He thought of a way to bring more power to her “private” sessions. His gift would earn him today’s Darwin Award.

The gentleman decided his wife’s dildo would have more power, attached to a saw. He inserted a saber saw blade into his wife’s dildo. He then proceeded to service her wit it. Views from a Broad reported, “Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George’s County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com reported” (Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter! Sticks a Dildo on a power saw!, 2009). Continue reading »