Convenience Store Robber Uses Beer Carton as a Mask

Dumb Criminal's beer carton mask

Criminals use disguises everyday to keep from being identified. Businesses have even taken steps to prevent robbers wearing disguises. Banks do not allow patrons to wear hoods, masks, or sunglasses. Criminals have even worn masks that look like current or former presidents. Today’s daily dumbass donned a very unusual disguise.

Today’s stupid criminal walked into a Nebraska convenience store wearing a beer carton mask. That’s right, this stupid criminal had made a mask from a beer carton. Quite an unusual sight.

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Shoplifter Fills Out Job Application

Today’s dumb criminal did something so stupid that it has earned him two titles. This dumb criminal also deserves a Darwin Award. Today’s dumb criminal comes from Dayton Ohio. Our dumb criminal went into a clothing store to do some shoplifting. This dumb criminal stuffed t-shirts and pants under his shirt. Shoplifting was not enough for this dumb criminal.

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Dumb Criminal Smokes Weed While Shoplifting

A Texas shoplifter faces multiple charges after smoking pot inside Target, stealing merchandise and then attacking a security guard. Gregory Pracht a dumb criminal from Lower Valley was seen unwrapping CDs inside Target. Security also saw this dumb criminal smoking a joint while unwrapping the CDs. Gregory Pracht did not stop there. This dumb criminal tried to leave wearing a pair of stolen sunglasses.

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