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Worlds Dumbest Criminal Gets DWI In Motorized Recliner
Worlds Dumbest Criminal Drives Motorized Wheelchair
DWIs can be received in any motorized vehicle. We have heard of people getting DWIs for driving riding lawnmowers, go carts, even mopeds, however, today’s Worlds Dumbes Criminal takes the cake.
Today’s Worlds Dumbest Criminal comes from Proctor, Minnesota. This Worlds Dumbest Criminal got a DWI for driving his motorized recliner. Yahoo News reported, “A criminal complaint says 62-year-old Dennis LeRoy Anderson told police he left a bar in the northern Minnesota town of Proctor on his chair after drinking eight or nine beers.” (Man pleads guilty to DWI in motorized La-Z-Boy, 2009)
Today’s World Dumbest Criminal drove his motorized recliner into a parked car. SunTimes.com reported, “Prosecutors say Anderson’s blood alcohol content was 0.29, more than three times the legal limit, when he crashed into a parked vehicle in August 2008.” (Man pleads guilty to DWI in motorized La-Z-Boy, 2009)
This was no ordinary La-Z-Boy. This Worlds Dumbest Criminal had upgraded this La-Z-Boy the way rappers upgrade their Cadillac Escalades. This Worlds Dumbest Criminals added a steering wheel, cup holders, and even a stereo to his recliner. DUIAttorney.com reported:
“The chair itself was powered by a lawnmower engine. The vehicle was decked out with a cup holder, stereo and other custom details. The man was using a steering wheel to drive the recliner down the road. In Minnesota, any motor vehicle operation while intoxicated is not permitted under the law. This means a bicycle, boat, recreational vehicle and, yes, a lounge chair.” (Guilty plea for motorized lounge chair DWI in Minnesota, 2009)
Today’s Worlds Dumbest Criminal will not be driving his motorized recliner anytime soon. He had to forfeit his recliner to police. This Worlds Dumbest Criminal was sentenced to two years probation. Not too bad for driving a motorized recliner while drunk.
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